![]() ![]() Maybe I’m so interesting all by myself” – Sheldon Cooper “The need to find another human being to share one’s life with, has always puzzled me. “If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?” – Sheldon Cooper “I’m not crazy my mother had me tested.” – Sheldon Cooper You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn’t be attacked.” – Sheldon Cooper “The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM’s will lead the charge.” – Sheldon Cooper I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad” – Sheldon Cooper “A neutron walks into a bar and asks, “How much for a drink?” The bartender says, “For you? No charge.”” – Sheldon Cooper “Remember people we’re only as strong as our weakest bladder.” – Sheldon Cooper Read Next: Hardest The Big Bang Theory Quiz “Leonard, I platonically love you man, but face it, you’re a mess.” – Sheldon Cooper Elliot, this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a nephew.” – Sheldon Cooper ![]() 50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness” – Sheldon Cooper “Revenge is a dish best served nude.” – Sheldon Cooper “Welcome to the Thunderdome, Kripke.” – Sheldon Cooper “My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.” – Sheldon Cooper Penicillin can’t take this away.” – Sheldon Cooper While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. ![]() It’s not like human babies which are loud and covered in goop.” – Sheldon Cooper If it’s not half of a whole sandwich it’s just a small sandwich” – Sheldon Cooper Even if she fornicates like a demonic weasel.” – Sheldon Cooper “Professor Proton is dead?” – Sheldon Cooper Read Next: Best Big Bang Theory Fan Tattoos “How on earth can you say “dirty sock” and “relax” in the same sentence? – Sheldon Cooper “I hope laughter is the best medicine because this care package is a joke.” – Sheldon Cooper “If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you” – Sheldon Cooper No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.” – Sheldon Cooper “You know the golden rule of line etiquette. “Mother, she’s an atheist, not a vampire.” – Sheldon Cooper “No matter where I am, this will always be my spot.” – Sheldon Cooper “If rock is so great, how come paper beats it?” – Sheldon Cooper ![]() “Penny, while i subscribe to the many worlds theory…” – Sheldon Cooper “Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that i’m not boyfriend material.” – Sheldon Cooper I graduated college at 14.” – Sheldon Cooper #SHELDON COOPER BAZINGA QUOTES TV#Mother, she’s an atheist, not a vampire.We listed best Sheldon Cooper Quotes from Big Bang Theory tv show. Just because you have that accent doesn’t mean what you say isn’t stupid. I’ve loved you since the moment we met, and I’ll love you until the end of time. I love him, but if he’s broken, let’s not get a new one. I graduated college at fourteen, while my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. Sorry doesn’t clean my underpants, buddy. 50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make-your-own-sundae bars end in happiness. #SHELDON COOPER BAZINGA QUOTES FULL#Her heart’s full of love, no one cares what’s in her mouth. Leonard, I platonically love you man, but face it, you’re a mess. How can I be a gynecologist? I can barely look a woman in the eye. You got hurt, that doesn’t mean you stop trying. Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible that i’m not boyfriend material. He’s both happy and quiet, It’s like seeing a unicorn and Big Foot at the same time. Look, if you don’t want to go to the party, just don’t go. Sheldon is the smartest person I have met, he’s a little broken and he needs me, and I guess I need him, too. All I remember of my childhood is one day it wasn’t there anymore. Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms, or hits you with the pepper spray. I often forget other people have limitations, it’s so sad. One cries because one is sad, for example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ![]()
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